If you have a cat, these are all a bit too familiar.
- You don't need to buy them 'nice' things: They probably love the box more than the actual toy
- You will never need an alarm again: They are your personal alarm
- You cannot live without a lint roller: Unless you enjoy being covered in fur
- They have the cattitude: We all know what this means
- You can pat them. But only on their terms: They're the boss. They are the main characters, and we are just living in their world
- They stare at nothing: Absolutely nothing
- There's nothing better than getting a head butt from your cat: Their love language is just different
But, we still can't help but love them.